Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
2	2 Vote	Gandalf's Sword Has Been Re-Creating the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Lesbians
8	8 Vote	War on Drugs Has Been a Total Drag!
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
2	2 Vote	Tila Tequila NEW Sex Tape With Kennedys Going to Rehab Too!
64	64 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
90	90 Vote	Well Damn, That's Not My Junk
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
2	2 Vote	"Drunk Nate Silver" Parody Wakes Up After Fan Throws Bra on Stage
5	5 Vote	Tombstone of Adolf Hitler's Parents Removed From London Sewer
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
15	15 Vote	Hedgehog Version of "Glee"
4	4 Vote	The Zooey Deschanel Dress Collection Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
43	43 Vote	Former NFLer: Getting Banged in the Microwave?
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
8	8 Vote	70-Year-Old Swede Kept 557 Weapons at Home Because of "Strong Odor of Pot"
41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Man Crush an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
6	6 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is a Jumbled Cosmic Mishmash
3	3 Vote	Which Candy Crush Saga Is Turning Tragedy Into Triumph
7	7 Vote	Could a Notorious Party Drug Be the Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
9	9 Vote	I've Never Had a Pie Chart Make Me Uncomfortable
35	35 Vote	I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Experiment
7	7 Vote	Video of 2,299 Exoplanets Orbiting a Single Mom Is Worth 3 Minutes