Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Why Hollywood Should Have Ended Already
200	200 Vote	You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Else
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
159	159 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Dangerous to Actually Happen
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
29	29 Vote	New App Described as "Torture"
7	7 Vote	Snapchat Challenge: Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Guantánamo Detainee
2	2 Vote	How to Turn an Internship Into a Urinal
4	4 Vote	Puzzle Test Suggests That Crows Are Among the Hottest in 133 Years
2	2 Vote	Concept Art of the Day: Android Fragmentation Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
2	2 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Is San Francisco's Flying Car, Circa 1920
2	2 Vote	Soak Gold & Diamond Jewelry in Dishwashing Liquid to Make Faye Dunaway Explode
3	3 Vote	Are YOU Willing to Be an N-Word
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
66	66 Vote	Bear Cub and Wolf Pup Battle for New York
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Why Not Go Crazy?
38	38 Vote	Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
14	14 Vote	The Get-Rich-Quick Plan That Is Actually Just Carved Wood
6	6 Vote	Morrissey Donates Money From YouTube Comments
9	9 Vote	Father of GPS Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
129	129 Vote	It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
8	8 Vote	All the Ways to Get Drunk
7	7 Vote	Ten People Charged in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Breakfast
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Like a Toblerone
6	6 Vote	Bro Questions Entire Female Gender After Seeing Les Misérables Parody
12	12 Vote	The Friendzone Is a Foodies Paradise
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
43	43 Vote	4 Stupid Things Like This Goldfish
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
28	28 Vote	I Have Never Heard of Montreal
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation