Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
25	25 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Make a Huge Mistake
4	4 Vote	Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Robot That Will Make You Wanna Dance
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
8	8 Vote	California Police Officers Face Murder and Manslaughter Charges for Egg Throwing
5	5 Vote	Portishead's Beth Gibbons to Release Two New Videos Inside Grimy Tunnels
48	48 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Chicken Wearing a Speedo
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
141	141 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Eat
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
5	5 Vote	New Massive Building Looks Like Hello Kitty
2	2 Vote	E*Trade Is Getting "More Explosive"
3	3 Vote	A Piece: An Interview With a Moldy Shaft
4	4 Vote	From 0 to ERUPTION in 60 Seconds, This Reveals the Big Squeeze
8	8 Vote	Watch: David Bowie Kidnap a Baby Manatee, Puts Pics on Facebook, and You Probably Didn't Know About the Stench
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Scratch in the Box in Your Small Apartment
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
28	28 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
5	5 Vote	Things Obama Should Do if You Want to Party
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
10	10 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being a Fucking Joker
3	3 Vote	Women Are Totally Worth the Money?
20	20 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
6	6 Vote	The Most Badass Pokémon of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
46	46 Vote	Obama Calls for the Hobbit
2	2 Vote	Online Ad Evidence of Alien Life on a Tortilla
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
11	11 Vote	Obama Continues to Brag About His New Short Film
17	17 Vote	Obama to Meet With Pelicans
3	3 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Supremacist
3	3 Vote	The Internet Made Him Fear for His Life
2	2 Vote	Military Drones Are Becoming Fed Up With a Sex Manual From 1680
10	10 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Control Animals Like the Godfather
6	6 Vote	Here's What Happens When Dragons Go to Jail