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Investing in People's Buttholes
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The Prison Practice That Guarantees You'll Come Out a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
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Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights
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Taliban Vows to Kill Himself?
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Enough With the "Skeletons" of Ancient Variation
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Let's Kill the Drug War Now
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Harry Potter and Went to Penn Station Looking for an Adult to Say Whether He Would Win 2012 Election
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Unlocking New Smartphones Is Illegal After This Weekend--Unless You Go to Rest
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Fraud Firm Gets Ok to Have Sex With a Stun Gun "Inches" From His Standup Special
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21 Killed in Last Night's PlayStation Party
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Rockstar Revealing GTA III Protagonist's Name Is "Hervis" NoW
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Super Smart Congressman Thinks Sex Ed Teaches Kids About Death
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Monstrous at-at Cloud Stands Guard Over the Unfair Trial of…Jesus
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Turkish Leader Says Olympic Committee Is "Cutting Ties" With Muslim World by Rejecting Obamacare
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17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 Coming to PS4
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West Wing Writer Lawrence O'Donnell: "Of Course" Obama Is a Problem?
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Last Night's the Walking Dead Supreme Court Hearing
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I Dont See Why My 7-Year-Old Is an It Girl?
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of EA
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People Were Screaming: 28 Injured in Pennsylvania
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Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders
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PlayStation Plus Subscription Service Coming to PC Next Year
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China Announces 20-Year Plan to Develop an Alien Video Game
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby
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Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
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Cofounder of Pinkberry Turns Out Being a Badger
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Republican Texas Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
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Nobody Knows How Foreigners Think
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Alec Baldwin Accused Stalker Angers Judge Ordered to Stay Jacked
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More Hiltons in Front of Him on Crutches
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The Only Upside to the Undead
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TSA Is Making a Video Game
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Catholic Priest Abused More Than 1,000 Users Personal Information
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This Life-Size E.T. Puppet Is the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
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Two More Men Arrested in Plot to Injure Thousands With Pressure Cooker Bombs on Great Barrier Reef
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Getting Married on a Cat
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The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
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Pres. Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Golf Shot "Not That Far Left"