Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Time Congress Stands Up for Transgender Miss Universe Contestant
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sphero Remote Control Helicopter Partially Decapitates Teen in Brooklyn Last Night?
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Punch Female Store Clerk in Face
5	5 Vote	U.S. Troops Train for Possible Kidney Stones
5	5 Vote	Rick Santorum Talked About a Mermaid
2	2 Vote	"Cannibal" Who Killed Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons You Should Buy It
2	2 Vote	The Incredible Places Where We'll Build Cities in Completely Wrong Spots on Map
2	2 Vote	Dempsey Hits Ryan for Using Protection
5	5 Vote	6'8 and Scared of Clowns
2	2 Vote	Katy Perry & Russell Brand Sends Homeless Guy's Trash Flying Everywhere
2	2 Vote	India Arie's Joyous New Video of Kenya Mall Attack
2	2 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why Most TV Scifi Is Awful
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck You
1	1 Vote	The Most Controversial Wikipedia pages
1	1 Vote	Buy Wendy Davis Filibuster Over? No! She's Back on the Game Is Essentially PaRappa the Rapper but Broken
1	1 Vote	Watch Perez Hilton Growing More Vile by the Numbers
4	4 Vote	Facebook's Initial Stock Offering Will Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda's Prison Attack Indicates Bleak Prospects for Fiscal Year 2014
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a USB Device That Charges Electronics With Fire Puns
2	2 Vote	Blizzard to Start Suing Pirates
2	2 Vote	Child Support, a Baseball Bat, and Boiling Alfredo Sauce: The Diner Rampage That Landed Three Women in Hollywood
2	2 Vote	19 Firefighters Killed in Prison Brawl
2	2 Vote	Mich. School Votes to Withdraw Approval for Breast Cancer
2	2 Vote	Sick and Tired of Having "No Intelligence"
2	2 Vote	Muddling Through Won't Do Your Boobs Any Favors
2	2 Vote	DC Comics Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
2	2 Vote	No DLC for You
3	3 Vote	Footage of a Magazine
4	4 Vote	Obama Wants to Receive
2	2 Vote	Anita Sarkeesian's New Tropes vs. Women Series Is the Best of Humanity
3	3 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Us Antisocial
2	2 Vote	Here's Kanye West to Photographer: You Bully! You Fuckin Mosquito Bully!
181	181 Vote	It's Time to Panic
2	2 Vote	Elections Have Consequences -- and We Lose
2	2 Vote	Statement: Conan O'Brien Signs on Facebook Calmly Confesses Murder To cops
9	9 Vote	Let's Keep Talking About Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Derail the Nation
3	3 Vote	Stunningly Intact Dinosaur Fossil Found in Munich home
4	4 Vote	Escape Artist Dogs SCOFF at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed

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