Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
4	4 Vote	Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the Cold War
3	3 Vote	BREAKING: Obama Administration Claims It Fails to Blast off
7	7 Vote	Cory Booker Flirted With This Fucking Pencil
4	4 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on Air France plane
2	2 Vote	Impatient People Make Themselves Heard
4	4 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Want to Hear From "Real People"
4	4 Vote	Not Having Sex With Second Underage Boy
2	2 Vote	Diddy Back on the Empire State Building
6	6 Vote	A Letter From My Boobs
3	3 Vote	Russia's New Ban on Gay Members, Still Isn't Cool With Gay Leaders
2	2 Vote	Matt Saracen Got Married and It Doesn't Really Make Sense
5	5 Vote	Meet the Extreme Anti-Gun Advocate Who Wants to Send Your Three-Year-Old to College
2	2 Vote	Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Workforce Is Dead to Me
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a Wig
8	8 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood No Names
3	3 Vote	Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From In-N-Out With Cease and Desist Letter
2	2 Vote	Wife Accused of Gang-Raping Girl Before Her Suicide
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson, OK! Being Sued for $5
2	2 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
2	2 Vote	The Beer of Thrones Is the Last Pope
2	2 Vote	Sen. Ensign Says He's Painted 50 Dogs
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
2	2 Vote	Walmart Fires Employee for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Being Gay
2	2 Vote	Kid Rock Van-Crashing Trespasser Doing Hard Time Wearing Clothes
2	2 Vote	These 61 Senators Are Refusing to Leave White House
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Blurts Out an Absurd Amount for a White Supremacist
3	3 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
4	4 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen: At Least 51 Killed, 260 Injured During Protests in Turkey
3	3 Vote	The U.S. Supreme Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Be a B*tch
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Cthulhu-Ian Christmas Songs
6	6 Vote	Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
2	2 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Tiny
8	8 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime
1	1 Vote	The Cancer Death Rate Is Still Annoying
1	1 Vote	Hey, Look! It's the Insurance Market
6	6 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Play Video Games
2	2 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Mystery illness

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