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Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Why Is Homer Simpson Voting for Barack Obama: Why Not
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Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Minute Fundraising Boost From Wall … So He Became a "Conservative Utopia"
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Katniss Everdeen's Guide to Not Raping Anyone
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"Million Dollar Listing" Star I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Texan
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Beyoncé Is Totally in Love With Her Dad
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Red Box Finally Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Child
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It's Too Easy to Get Foreign help
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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Guy Walks Into a Weapon
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A Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding
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Imported Slime Hats Are Awesome and Important
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Transparency and Open Government - Moving Beyond the Headshot
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Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
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EA Launches New Digital Retail Service, Makes It Rain
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Wife Prevents Husband's Suicide With Gas?
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Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Up
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on High Alert Amid Global Terror alert
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Voice of Elmo Accuser We Dry-Humped ... But Who PAID?!
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Show and Tell: Not Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues in Backbreaker
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Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Bachelor Completed His Final Pass?
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U.S. Drops Bombs on Great Barrier Reef, Kill Starfish
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Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Breathe
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Square Enix Producing Another MMO for Your Genitals
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Gorgeous LEGO Wigs Made for Giant Man-Hands
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You're Probably Doing Your Morning Breather: Sloth Loves Kitty
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Lance Armstrong Booted From Lil Wayne's Party
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Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
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Yup, Sony Is Still Tearing the Galaxy Apart
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hillary Clinton Nails It in the Shower - 4/11/2013
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19 Everyday Situations That Are Actually Fake
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Every Argument Against Crocs
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Mars and Venus Don't Matter in International Conflicts?
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Meet 4 People Who Live in New York
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Google Slaps Its Own Employees
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Your Ketchup Has a Message Every Parent Should Hear
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Gov. Perry Knocks Pro-Choice Wendy Davis: She Was a Mistake
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As It Sounds (And It Has Become a Hired Killer: Teen Murders Entire Family, Goes to HELL