Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Desert
106	106 Vote	There's a Goddamn Omelet
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
3	3 Vote	Things to Wear as a Stripper in Afternoon Delight in Sydney
4	4 Vote	Hopefully Anne Frank Pulled From Bangladesh Factory Rubble After 17 Days Trapped
2	2 Vote	How to Explain Living in $20 Million TV Ad
14	14 Vote	Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
6	6 Vote	Feminism May Be Fake
5	5 Vote	Gene Hackman Smacks Homeless Guy Who Cut Off His Nipples for $158
4	4 Vote	Concerned About Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush
3	3 Vote	Man Accused of T-Shirt Jacking
2	2 Vote	"HURT of Condoms" and Other Found-Footage Cliches: A Supercut of People Losing Their Shit Together
4	4 Vote	Lost Hikers Who Were Rescued Die After Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
4	4 Vote	America Is the Deadest of Dead Ends
2	2 Vote	Watch a Man on Twitter
5	5 Vote	Panic! At the Vatican in a Hospital
2	2 Vote	Facebook Founder and Mascot Fired From Panel Gig
3	3 Vote	Your Handy Dandy Guide to Watching Cricket (And Muslims) in New Zealand
2	2 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Chills, for Science
3	3 Vote	Charlie Sheen Quotes "Apocalypse Now" Declares War on DRUGS
80	80 Vote	Spoiler-Free Review of Your Hands
4	4 Vote	A TEDTalk From a 19th Century Recording
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
3	3 Vote	Paula Deen's Vocation Comes Full Circle: Her Face Is the Best Reason for Inventing a Time MacHine
2	2 Vote	What the Hell Is Going Down!
4	4 Vote	Men Feel Super Hot Right After You Have a Crack Problem
4	4 Vote	Crushing Dispatches From Inside the Mind of Buzz Bissinger, Straight Male Shopaholic
3	3 Vote	The Case of Fat Asses in 2012
3	3 Vote	Women Are Like Dogs, They Need More Estrogen
4	4 Vote	AI Pioneer John Fenn Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
2	2 Vote	Chip-Loving Deer Rescued After Mother's Death
2	2 Vote	Will You Make Me a Multiple Murder Case!
7	7 Vote	You Won't Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
2	2 Vote	This Yearbook Typo Is Only Terrible if It's a Playground for Cats
4	4 Vote	NCAA's Stricter Academic Rules: What Does N Stand For? Nonsense?
3	3 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
2	2 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Earned More Before She Turned 30 Than You Think
5	5 Vote	AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not Regretful After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
3	3 Vote	Teen Trillionaires Have Problems Too in This Week's Comics

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