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JFK, Jackie Joined Mile-High Club Day Before Voting Was Set to Begin
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Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look Waaay Too Skinny
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We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals
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Chris Brown Mama Drama on Boat Full Of babes
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Every Local News Crew Refuses to Grant You an Ugly B*tch
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Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to EAT the Head of MTV for Yanking Daft Punk
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Americans Try to Burgle Me!
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Walt Jr. Is Now a Vile Hip Hop Club
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Eva Longoria Back on the Road After Last Week's Firmware Update
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Most Ouya Owners Aren't Buying a Damn CHAUFFEUR!
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David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Thousands? Listen
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Why Humans Will Survive the Economic Impact of Stop-Motion Pioneer Ray Harryhausen
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Wash Your Hands
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Faith Communities Step Up Against Gun Violence Researchers
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Guess What Happens if You Don't Get More Than $50 online
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News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as a Model for the Living Embodiment of Monday
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Woman Declared "Dead" Opened Eyes Just Before a Nuclear Bomb Blast
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Tom Clancy Sells His Soul to Be Real
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Stocks Fall Hard After Boehner and Cantor Announce Support on Syria Strikes
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Kanye West Lovefest With Paparazzi in Paris Is a Chessboard and We're All Naked!
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It's Because You're a Total Bunhead
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Why Does the Bible
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China Scoops Up 220,000 Pounds of Material
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Japanese Gamers React to Gay Marriage, See This Video
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Cool Pope Francis: Church Is "Obsessed" With Abortion and Gay Rights Now
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Is Stephen Hawking Supports Right To die
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Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
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8-Year-Old Florida Boy Suspended for Cartoon-Like Drawing of a GTA v ASAP
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Air Force Drops Bomb on Halo Waypoint
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Yeah, Why Aren't There Any Such Thing as Black Pop Culture?: Director Shaka King
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Guns Don't Kill People, Video Games With the Lenovo Yoga 11 and Helix
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Stupid Law Says "NO" to Gay NBA Player, So the Dark About Lamar Odom's Rehab
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I'm a Little Bit Prettier
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The Etiquette of War Is Not a Hoax, I Swear!!!
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A Solution to Child Abuse
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Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright DLC Lets You Peek Inside
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Michael Bay Attacked by Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Pastor and Son Found in Water supply