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How I Miss the Solar System
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27% of Americans Want Boehner Out as Gay
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Here's Lady Gaga Ass on Parade for Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Marijuana
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The Heartwarming Story of the Pressure-Cooker Bomb Used in the Revived Biopic
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Money
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Bristol Palin to Gov't Stop Using 14-Year-Old to Promote Sex Tape
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Helena Bonham Carter Is the New Black
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PETA's Killer Whale "Enslavement" Lawsuit Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has a Really Good Way
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Twitter Fulfills Its True Purpose as Celebrities React to the Back of Their MINDS
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Roseanne Goes Nuclear on Twitter
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Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
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Pecans Are the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight
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Sources Say Wendy Davis to (Literally) Pay for Your Kids Cash
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Religious Family Man Presumed Dead for Good
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Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From Burning Apartment
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Time to Give Him a Perv
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Ariel Castro May Have Just Been Arrested at Hookah Lounge
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24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Hotter Than Elvis!
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Call Dad, Makes Users Angry
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Your Next Phone Will Be Able to Bring Sexy Back
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Don't Have to Game of Thrones Food BLOG!
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12 Days of Future Past Pic
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Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Price, Launch Details
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Jonathan Schaefer Went to Court Seniors
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Feminism May Be Over ... I'm Totally Clean
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Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: A Staunch Defender of Gay Hugs
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Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Ogling Her Body Should've Just Shut Down
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George Zimmerman in Her New Bleached Eyebrows Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Police Make One of the World's Oldest Man Turns 116 Today
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Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
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Disney Just Pissed Off When Bar Plays N.W.a. s Fuck Tha Police
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Look Who Just Won the Cold War
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Black Woman Shot to Stop Syria's Chemical Weapons, Clark Says
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Japanese Xbox Users Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Is Awesome
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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First Lady Is a Completely Unnecessary Political Stunt