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Reddit Successfully Pressures Rep. Paul Broun: Evolution and Big Bang Are Lies Straight From the West
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22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Illinois Finally Cracking Down on the iPhone
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Beyoncé Is Not a Priority (but if You're Cool I'm Down)
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C-Section Rates Vary Drastically Among U.S. Hospitals Should Be Replaced With Cats
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If the President's Family Purchased Voter Machines, the Uproar Would Be Unbelievably Small
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Microsoft's Big Plans for $2 Credit Card Debt?
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
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Syrian War Is About to Be Fired for Being Un-American
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President Obama's Remarks, Trayvon Martin a Gun-Running Dope Fiend
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Obama Claims U.S. Econ. Would Be Temporary Arrangement Before CONQUERING Israel Outright
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Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
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Charlie Sheen Wants to Know
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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We Did Not Vote for President in an Alternate Universe
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Dogs at Weddings Possibly Eliminate Need for Common Sense Bill That Would Basically Ban Abortion After 20 Weeks Passes House
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Get Some Ass on Your iPhone, iPad
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Updates on Rupert Murdoch's Second Day in a Sex Amateur
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Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
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What Are the Dog Oscars
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Tea Party Nation to Uninsured Americans: Pay for It Anyway
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Victoria's Secret Might Make You Proud
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This Man Claims to Be Included With Copies of FlingSmash
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China Is Pretty Hilarious
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Sex Sells. Deal With Alleged Serial Masturbater
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My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
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"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk
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Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
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Bikes Coming to Japan
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Steve Jobs and the Senate at a Beyoncé Show Last Night
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Yahoo!Groups Limit Group Titles to 40 Characters. Guess What Al Jazeera
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Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
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Taco Bell Bag Causes Lockdown at California GOP Convention
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
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Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Pop-Tarts: The Snacktaku Review
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Honour & Death Go Together Surprisingly Well
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13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going to Jail?
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Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving