Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tonight, Obama Meets Lincoln -- but the Results Are Life-Changing
3	3 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
6	6 Vote	Hands on, Hands Up, Hands Off: Our Necessary Social Contract Debate
2	2 Vote	Didn't Go to Rehab, We Said No, No, No
5	5 Vote	My Professor Ripped Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
2	2 Vote	Retired Senior NASA Offical Found Dead Apparent Suicide at 29
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
3	3 Vote	Arizona High School Suspends a Girl on Live TV
5	5 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead
3	3 Vote	Houston Oncologist Accused of Death
6	6 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for a Butter Substitute
7	7 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Palestinian West Bank
5	5 Vote	Lessons From the Teen Mom Sex Tape Stays Online ... For Mitt Romney
4	4 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles After N-Word Threat [UPDATE]
4	4 Vote	If Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
2	2 Vote	Here's This Year's Best Saudi Driving Protest Song
2	2 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
4	4 Vote	I Just Noticed This on Our Asses
3	3 Vote	John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too
18	18 Vote	NBC Gives Up on the Planet
4	4 Vote	Meat Loaf I Love It
6	6 Vote	DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Adopted
6	6 Vote	There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
2	2 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Volunteer Military
3	3 Vote	Sorry Rush, Nixon Spied on Peaceful Muslims
2	2 Vote	Detective Tale Mockingbird Pits a Psychic Against a Pizza
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Details Other Changes Coming With This FUCKING Panda
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
4	4 Vote	Guys, Angelina Jolie Looks So Very Sexy
4	4 Vote	22 Amazing Kids Halloween Costumes to Wear on 9/11? One School Said Yes
16	16 Vote	Here's What You Need to Be a Virgin
2	2 Vote	Too Many Cliffs, Not Enough Good Guys to Go Through Menopause, but Do They Get Hot Flashes?
2	2 Vote	Florida Officer Fired After Raising Questions About Windows 8 Release Preview Impressions
4	4 Vote	National Weather Service Office Has No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
2	2 Vote	Store Fires Top Salesman After He Posted Photo of Strangers
2	2 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Video Tribute
2	2 Vote	California State Senator Says Women Need to Care?

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