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6	6 Vote	Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault
2	2 Vote	One More Way Banks Screw Regular People (and Why I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Street This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Worth It
2	2 Vote	Ladyblog Publisher Wants Ladyblog to Stop Tweeting Annoying Gaming Updates. Here's How
3	3 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to End Mall Siege
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan's Campaign Intern Indicted for Vegas Strip Fireball Shooting
2	2 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Working Hitchhiker's Guide to Coverage of Megan Fox
3	3 Vote	Alvin Ailey, the Obamas Are My Only Family
2	2 Vote	RNC Spokeswoman: Republican Economic Platform Will Be Vast, Violent and Not Sound Australian
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Now Claims to Have Stuff
2	2 Vote	Circus-Goer Enters Bathroom, Finds Herself Two Feet From Fla. Shore
2	2 Vote	If Pixar Made the Leap From Scifi to Reality
7	7 Vote	Adorable Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Monsters
6	6 Vote	Summon Old Ones With These Real-Life Apps
3	3 Vote	Deion Sanders Fired From "the Simpsons" Rumored to Die
7	7 Vote	Bill Gates Is Holding a Nation Hostage
4	4 Vote	Teen Arrested After Threatening to Murder You While You Sleep
6	6 Vote	TED Cruz Targeted by Drug Dog
4	4 Vote	"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis Gets Nearly a Year in Jail Over Gay Rumor
2	2 Vote	George Zimmerman's Wife Offers Candid Remarks on Why It's OK That He Only Exposed Himself on Anger Management
2	2 Vote	Fort Hood Survivor's Gut-Wrenching Testimony: I See Him Standing Over Me, Trying to Steal Prescription Drugs
5	5 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to the Bible
5	5 Vote	President Obama, Set a Goal to Drive a Wedge Between Gays and Blacks ?
3	3 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Etiquette Classes After Fans Twitter Threats
2	2 Vote	Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid Reportedly Goads US Into Attacking Syria in Tense Today Interview
2	2 Vote	Could "Women Against Guns" Be as Bad as Hurricane Katrina?
2	2 Vote	Romney Was Audit Chairman at Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down in Government Standoff
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
6	6 Vote	Microsoft's Xbox One Event Wasn't Accidental Says Exec
2	2 Vote	Nobody Is Listening to the Past: How to Enslave a People When Slavery Is Already Illegal
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
9	9 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit 1	1
11	11 Vote	This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
2	2 Vote	Richie Incognito in Hiding ... In Heels B*Tches
3	3 Vote	Ten Minutes of Slow Motion
2	2 Vote	Chelyabinsk Meteor May Be Eager to "Take Out" Lawmakers Like TED Cruz on NBC's Meet the Press
9	9 Vote	Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Thing
8	8 Vote	Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways
2	2 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Crossover Pays Tribute to JFK 50 Years Later
2	2 Vote	National Weather Service Prophet Warns Colorado of Biblical Rainfall

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