Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

One More Way Banks Screw Regular People (and Why I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Street This Weekend

One More Way Banks Screw Regular People (and Why I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Street This Weekend by Oliver Benedict Fesowicz Smith via Flickr

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by mrcd
2013-12-02

2013-12-02

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    I'm just gonna jog across the street while the light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    r/funny r/funny
  • Read
    Smashes
    Why I'm Not Proud an Indian-American Is Miss America
    Defamer Defamer
  • Read
    Smashes
    I'm Just a Bill
    Huffington Post Huffington Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    U.N. report: Syrian refugees spill across the Middle East
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    One More Way Banks Screw Regular People (And Why We Need to Bring Back Postal Banking)
    Huffington Post Huffington Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    Comparing Black Minister to an Orangutan Was Not Racist, Italian Senator Insists
    New York Times Lede New York Times Lede
  • Read
    Smashes
    One of New York City’s Most Popular Artists Was Secretly Selling His Art on the Street This Weekend and No One Knew It
    The Blaze The Blaze

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account