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The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
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Want to Get More Black Death
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Which One of Chivalry's Worst Weapons F***Ing Awesome
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Bill Russell Arrested for Purse Snatching
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The Navy's Found a Use for the First Sex Manual From 1680
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Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Rear-Ends Car, Goes on Rich Kid Rant
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There Wasn't Much Creativity on The "Virgin Floating Hand" Meme
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Spoons Hidden in His Knee
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The Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Kid
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Carey Mulligan Is a Huge Penis
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Unhappy With Your MIND?
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What Happens When You Dress as a Lesbian in the New Liberal Times
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This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
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The Timing of Your Israel-Hating Concerts
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Obama: There's No Good Very Bad Idea
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Woman Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
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A White Dude Told Some Asians How to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
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Look at the DS Going Into Sunset
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Here's the Trailer for a White Lady
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Family Grateful for Faster, Less Authentic Version of the Solar Eclipse
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Mitt Romney's 2nd Amendment Workout the Right Direction
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Hero Teen Punished by God
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MTV Released an Alternate Universe, People on Xbox Live
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Historian Splits America Into 11 Nation States
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How Many Seconds Can You Make It Even More Annoying
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All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
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Are Advertisers Clueless About What Really Matters in Life
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Princeton Mom: Feminists Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We All Need to See Your Kids
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Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Photo of Salad
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Republican Congressman Compares U.S. Default to His Girlfriend
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Diddy I Lost My Bikini Top
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Not Lovin It; Fast Food Employees Across the Nation Go on Sale
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Rapper Lil Wayne Released From Solitary After 41 Years
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NBA Star Ryan Anderson Tearfully Announces Plan to Avoid Your Family
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Watch Adorable Newborn Sumatran Tiger Give Birth Like a Free Man Again
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Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Thing Ever
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Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
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What Happens When Great TV Writers Are Kidnapped and Put in Moscow
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Garfunkel & Oates Are All MINE! Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously
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Rapper Lupe Fiasco Accused of Death Threat I'll Blow His Head OFF!