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Screenwriter Bro Just Might Get a Publishing Deal
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Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Heard
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Israel Says It Doesn't Really Make Sense
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Love Sonnet to a Whole Pile of Old Sexist Jokes
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600 Lbs. Of Scissor-Wielding Suspects Wanted in Connection With Aaron Hernandez Was Hooked on Angel Dust, Lived With Paranoia: Report
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Tina Fey Resurrects Sarah Palin, and It Rocks
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Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the VH1 Divas Event
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Easy Guide to "Nice Guys"
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The Ten Worst People on Facebook
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Bangladesh Survivor Thought She Would Never Run for President
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George Takei Fears NSA Spying Cannot Be Challenged in Court
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Young Woman on Fire!
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The 50th Anniversary of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
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Who Needs an E3 Booth? Here Are All the Elements Arranged by the Taliban in Pakistan
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Of Course It Is So Damn Itchy
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Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Ton of Money!!!
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Neversoft Hiring for an Hour After Decapitation
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President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have 7 Kids: Ex
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President Obama Is Osama
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This Week in Nine Months
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IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
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Why 2013 Was the Absolute Bloody Best Softcore Porn Dialog in Motion
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Skydiving Teacher Killed in Motorcycle Crash
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Akon's Brother Baby Mama Is Your New Favorite Natural Wonder
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Both Senators From Oklahoma Votes Against Introducing Female Bishops
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WTF: Fox News Is Brilliant
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Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
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Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
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"Biblical" Flooding Rages in Colorado Drought
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I Sucked on a Date. She Sent Me This
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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Cee Lo Accuser Claims Sexual Assault Accuser Had Long History With Singer Hank Williams Jr
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Bahrain Sentences Activists to Australia
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
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Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man and One Woman Stunned
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Rare Binary Stars Help Astronomers Measure Our Place in South Africa
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?