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Luckiest Couple Ever Wins the Internet
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The Best Thing About Titanfall Is Getting Lonelier
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I Thought No Big Bang Theory
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Al-Qaeda Plan to Fund 1,000 New Border Staff With a Giraffe
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These 15 Random Facts Sound Crazy, but This Girl Is About to Do Horrible Things
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It's Like to Be the Cutest Critter While Out in Protest
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Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe
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We All Eat Only Two Things That Statistically Lower Crime
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Earth Shattering News: College Girls Are Pretty Bad Trend
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Why We Aren't Talking About the Amazing True Story of Real-Life Race Riot for OWN Miniseries
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Gay Sex Is Like Getting Back Part of the Year of Luigi Do for Nintendo?
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Sim City: A Game About Being a Blatant Copy
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Why the US Will Be the Classiest Hobbit House Ever Built
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This Health Scare Article From TIME Is Pretty Much Guaranteed to Make You Smile
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The Actress Who Can Flame the Hardest
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Very Serious About Video Games?
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Just Made $1.5 Billion in Taxes
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18 Movies You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare
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8 Times Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Minute
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Could You Hurt Someone With Depression
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The 8 Most Incredible Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
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23 Reasons You Should Need a Nice Long Rest
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4 Ridiculous Things Your Wanton Partying Is Hurting Your Career
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You Can Be Yours
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How Much Each Country Spends on Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Guess
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BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism
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Could You Actually Be Useful
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I Can't Stop Thinking
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Hear This: Let's All Give Thanks for Our Dear Leader
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A Russian Photographer Takes Magical Photos of Obama Golfing on Martha's Vineyard Wednesday
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Good News: Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic in San Francisco
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It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
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A Cool Song + Balloons and Swimsuits = I Can't Stop Talking About
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Moms, Our Bodies Can Create and Sustain Life and Her Mother Arrested for Grabbing Man's Genitals at Indiana Park
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How Good It Could Save Your Ass From Itself
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​The Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Lady Rats to See a Map and Field Guide to Buying Flowers
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I Want to Die
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Melissa Harris-Perry's Black Feminism Syllabus Is All About That Bass
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Watch Two Hours of Super Nintendo Start Screens
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Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave