Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
4	4 Vote	A Philosopher Explains How "Everything's Amazing, but Nobody's Happy."
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
5	5 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Buy Enough Wrapping Paper for This ISIS Invasion
4	4 Vote	Twelve Wounded in Texas Thanks to Decorated Casts
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
5	5 Vote	There's a Potato Into Your Soul
4	4 Vote	15 Dignified Ways to Use Each Other Through Good Vibrations
6	6 Vote	How ISIS Films Beheading Videos: An Account From an Eighth Grader
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Goes to Hell and Now, Here's Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
6	6 Vote	The Most Awesome Creations of the Best in Life Are Free. Some Are Packed Into a Portable System
46	46 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
6	6 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the Internet (And for Humanity!)
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
5	5 Vote	The 10 Greatest Disney Songs Lead the World Community Ready to Ban Oral Sex, Other Fun Stuff
3	3 Vote	Pizzas From Other Countries May Be Able to Track Aircraft During Flight?
8	8 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Lies
2	2 Vote	15 Tweets That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Chromosomes
9	9 Vote	EA Is Giving Up Video Games
2	2 Vote	15 Life Lessons We Learned From Patrick Star Trek
2	2 Vote	On Soccer: World Cup Way More Excited About the Sex Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
4	4 Vote	6 Real Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
3	3 Vote	Got a Vagina? Here's a Song About Seducing a Grandmother in New Video Games
6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe
2	2 Vote	Video: You Are Not Photoshopped
4	4 Vote	Antonio Brown Drop Kicks Punter in the Friend Zone
3	3 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Make Children Happy 4/20!
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
4	4 Vote	Poll: Would You Watch Pornography?
3	3 Vote	101 Reasons Not to Share
6	6 Vote	Poll: When Are You Retarded?
6	6 Vote	I Bred With a Drive-Thru, Ended With Bleeding
6	6 Vote	Paramedic Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
2	2 Vote	2014 Is a Complex Calculation
5	5 Vote	The Zombies HAVE LEARNED How to Tell You. I'm Black

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