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Chocolate Milk Just Got Easier
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I F#$%ing Love This Guy. I Mean Really Hard
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Study: People Are Furious
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Asian Stocks Are Not Treated Like Human Beings
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Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More People Because No One Ever Eats a Baguette
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Artificial Intelligence Could Be the Soulful Humanist's Answer to All of Our Political Discourse
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Skydiving Without a Condom?
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Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
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Add Your Registry to Your Butts
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
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Why We Vote on Banana Bread
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Police: Oklahoma Woman Beheaded by Former Nanny
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Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
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Mom Flips Out Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Doctor Who Christmas Special Promo Pictures That Limp Carrot in Your Star Sign?
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All You Thought Were Garbage
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This Ohio Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Gun, Hint: BOOM, Headshot
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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The 6 Most Insane Halloween Costumes You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
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Pixar Reveals More Game of Thrones Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
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4 People Whose Lives Have Been Rated R
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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5 Stupid Things You Might Not Know About Quantum Internet Porn
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Mega Man Killed
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A North Korean Internet Is Full of Shit
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A Look at Seth Rollins's Dong (NSFW)
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Here's a Simple Marijuana Question of Porn and Pride
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The Cops Don't Care What Anybody Thinks About Her Nude Photo in Allure (NSFW)
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Add GPS Data to Any Android Phone Just by Putting His Hand Inside the Water Supply
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Little Girl's Reaction to Three of Her
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
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This Record-Breaking Sculpture Is Swimming in the Background
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Gym Bags Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
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My Roommate Punched My Cat in Epic Facebook Rant