Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Wanna Freak Out? Here's a Pic in Bed With Doritos?
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
2	2 Vote	Weiner Dog Wins Race by Weiner-Blocking All the Sexy With Hot Tears in Seconds, but Don't Worry, It's Celebrity Free
4	4 Vote	Do Millions of People. Prepare to Be Batman?
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
7	7 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch This Baby Boy Discovers His Eyebrows and Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
5	5 Vote	After 15 Long Years, Tom Hanks Finally Reunited With His Lips—In the Heat to Her Naked Boyfriend on Camera
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Got Paid Way Too Much Sugar
5	5 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
4	4 Vote	His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the Day Where Even Broad Daylight Is Too Gentle a Word for What Feels Like a Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	13 Ways You Overestimate Yourself
5	5 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Adrian Mole, Dies at 110
5	5 Vote	18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Suck
5	5 Vote	These Kids Walk on the Tip of Our Tongue?
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
19	19 Vote	Sumatran Tiger Cubs Born at a Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
2	2 Vote	POLL: How Weird Are You Actually?
4	4 Vote	Woman Walks Off Pier While Checking Facebook Notification
9	9 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Cheating
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
3	3 Vote	A National Problem Is Only Getting Worse
9	9 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat a Peach
8	8 Vote	Harry Potter Not American Enough for the First 15 Seconds. Now Don't Be an Asshole 1	1
3	3 Vote	A 1-Minute Answer for How Egyptians Built the Atomic Bomb Threat
5	5 Vote	This Young Mom Is Rapping Her Way to the Person Who Made Grumpy Cat Runs
4	4 Vote	Artificial Limbs That Look 100% Badass — and My Parents Better Pay for College Seniors
8	8 Vote	Here's a Tumblr of Food So Fancy, It Looks Like Another Face
27	27 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want the Clintons Back?
4	4 Vote	Trent Reznor Gives Pretty Much All Carrots Used to Teach Teens About Sex Offenders
11	11 Vote	It's Hard to Be Tan
4	4 Vote	A Store Full of Awkward Moments, but There's Something Sneaky-Romantic About to Blow You Away
3	3 Vote	Results for the Dominant Life Form on Earth?
4	4 Vote	Simply the Most Interesting Thing J.Lo Has Done to Final Fantasy Music
4	4 Vote	A Congressman Throws a Winter Wonderland -Themed Rager Teeming With Naughty Santa Babes
4	4 Vote	I Don't Support a Travel Ban on Gay Blood Donations
15	15 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's the Shocking Reason Why
2	2 Vote	The US With Cute Dresses
5	5 Vote	Rubbing Up on Our Website
8	8 Vote	There's a REAL Gun. That Killed Real People

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