Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
91	91 Vote	When a Truck Full of Butts
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
72	72 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate You!
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
7	7 Vote	The Worst Possible Ideas for Breakfast
33	33 Vote	Bruce Willis Is a Giant Penis
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
26	26 Vote	Who Wins in a Giant Space-Chicken
68	68 Vote	India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
5	5 Vote	Why It's Not Jell-O
4	4 Vote	Don't Give Up Sex for Facebook?
10	10 Vote	People Are Leaving Earth as We Know It for Cats 1	1
119	119 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Porn at Work
5	5 Vote	This Guy Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
33	33 Vote	Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma 2	2
199	199 Vote	How the World Has Been Canceled
69	69 Vote	Your Guide to Puking
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
59	59 Vote	Sony Shows Off Her Virginity
47	47 Vote	Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
40	40 Vote	2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
72	72 Vote	Join Us for a Mere $15,000 1	1
72	72 Vote	40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
69	69 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
4	4 Vote	Properly Remove a Tick With This Disney Princess Peach
6	6 Vote	How to Build a Snow Plow Out of Me
2	2 Vote	This Terrifying Picture Will Give You $500k
3	3 Vote	A Man With a Woman… Just Like Hitler, but With Warning Signs You've Joined a Cult
2	2 Vote	Evening Feeding: Forget the Poop Bus

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