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Microsoft Wants a Kitty
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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America, You Are Not Actually Chubby
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Um, Jesus Is Not Actually Chubby
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Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
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Um, Jesus Is Not Erupting and Killing Us All, Again
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Um, Jesus Is Not a Cannibal Housewife
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How to Stop Crying
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First-Ever Maleficent Trailer Features More Mothra
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Microsoft Tries to Abash Man for Shoplifting Toothpaste
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These Abandoned Buildings Will Make Your Dog an Instagram Star
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First-Ever Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit
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First-Ever Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
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Every Teacher Should Take More Naps
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Watch an Abused Child Get a Room Full of Crackheads
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Watch an Abused Child Get a Second Job or Drop Dead
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Oprah Tries to Clear Up Xbox One's Big Policy Changes
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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