Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Drop Everything and Look at Their Lowest Prices
7	7 Vote	Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Healthcare Again
7	7 Vote	The Weirdness of Realizing That All Vaginas Are Normal
97	97 Vote	Seriously, Stop Using Smartphones
75	75 Vote	These Aren't Futuristic Homes for Penises
116	116 Vote	President Obama Cares About the Apocalypse
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
74	74 Vote	A Snowstorm Will Make You Die
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
126	126 Vote	Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
271	271 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
92	92 Vote	How Metal Is Your Aura?
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
100	100 Vote	Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
103	103 Vote	This Map Shows the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
31	31 Vote	I Visited Greenland, and Now I'm Freaking Out About One of the Arctic Monkeys
61	61 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
66	66 Vote	All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
118	118 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Regretted It
96	96 Vote	This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
41	41 Vote	It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
47	47 Vote	The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
107	107 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
66	66 Vote	Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
8	8 Vote	These Jeans Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
64	64 Vote	Woman Can't Have Sex With Corpse on Facebook, Gets Served
21	21 Vote	Heartbreaking: 14-Year-Old Stabbed Younger Sister for Being Sexist
65	65 Vote	Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1

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