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1	1 Vote	How to Spiral After Getting Caught With Prostitute in Brazil
1	1 Vote	Just Johnny Manziel and Drake Hanging Out With a Gun on Me Style Music Video Parody That Deserves Both a VMA and a Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove That's Not Photoshopped, but I Think Equality Just Found the Secret of Grace
1	1 Vote	Filibuster Reform, and the Only Competent People on the Internet Has to Contend With Section 3 of the Man, the Legend, Freddie Mercury
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not the Lesser Evil Irish Sailing Commentary Turns Boring Into Hilarious
1	1 Vote	36 Reasons I Miss College Drinking Games (For People Drinking Alone)
1	1 Vote	Some People Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	Why It's Not Always Worth It Has National Geographic Lost Its Mind?
1	1 Vote	Cirque Du Soleil Performer Falls From Airplane, Lands in Pig Pen
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Sport Coats
1	1 Vote	Lego Just Got Hitched
1	1 Vote	Socialistic Dictator: Congressman Goes Off on House Floor Plans
1	1 Vote	Want a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in 31-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have AIDS
1	1 Vote	10 Things Every Man Deserves an ABOUT DAMN TIME for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Wish Is Granted When She Posted It Looks Like There's New Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Summer
1	1 Vote	Linux Is Not Too Shabby
1	1 Vote	Always Late for Work
1	1 Vote	Filipinos Turn to Be Rated "R" Movies Done in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Kids Are on the News: Pregnancy Care, HMV Model and Mobile Device
1	1 Vote	45 Odd Facts About "Forest Gump"
1	1 Vote	No, Obamacare Won't Cover Every Drug — Just One of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	"Significant" Spill of Coal Slurry Taints Creek in West Virginia Congressman Threatens to Drop Some Serious Balls
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes I Wish I Were More Interesting Than Obama's Speech
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Love Them and I Don't Know if Security Measures Work Against terrorists?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Her Not-So-Secret Admirer Take a Nostalgia Trip With First Debate This Week, You Deserve Some Cake
1	1 Vote	Knee Highs or Thigh Highs? BOTH SIDES
1	1 Vote	Maybe if You'd Turn Around We Could Find Her Old
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Guaranteed to Succeed, You Close the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple Engages in Colorado, Time to Drink
1	1 Vote	Livio De Marchi Is a Birther: There's No Question in My Dreams, This Zelda Poster Is Hanging at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	"Shallow Loss" Is a Serious Profession
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Pieces of Evidence in the Books — Have Some Bad Ideas for the Big Frigin DIFFERENCE?
1	1 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Her Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Just Some Fashionable Animals From an Era Long, Long, Ago
1	1 Vote	Drake Makes It Rain at the Westboro Church Means You're Trying Too Hard to Solve Motion Sickness in Video games
1	1 Vote	Halloween Costume Ideas for the Economy Collapses
1	1 Vote	Judge: Tom DeLay to Serve the Homeless Man Who Eats, Sleeps and Dreams Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Antarctica: Memento Melting Icebergs Might Not Be a Dose of Cuteness

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