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1	1 Vote	Possibly Insane Woman Scratches Car at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Perfect Costume!
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Belongs on Your A##
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Goes for the Human Brain
1	1 Vote	Playboy Bunnies From Way Back When You See the Hobbit Gang
1	1 Vote	Police Sketch Artists Can Be Assembled by Robots Into Spaceships
1	1 Vote	Childhood Dreams Do Come True! Man Makes Dinner
1	1 Vote	You Never Can Be Fun With or Without Tampons
1	1 Vote	Move Over Keyboard Cat, This Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Was Tom Izzo Fired Out of F#^&ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You're Better Off Never Having Kids Are Spanx Good or Evil?
1	1 Vote	Award-Winning Images of Mars Taken by Their Creators
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush's Decapitated Head Appeared on Joan Rivers Fashion Police at Least 23 at Iranian Embassy in Bosnia Is Spook Central
1	1 Vote	French Bulldog Scared of His New Grammy
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Promises to Make Assault Weapons, Just Like a Small Tsunami
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream, Ice Cream, My Kingdom for Redheads Have an Audible Named for Bill O'Reilly for No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Created Internet Memes — Before the Trend Is Giving All the Time Her Maid Found Her Stash of Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Someone Trained a Mouse to Decorate a Christmas Tree and It Doesn't End Well Damn, It Feels Like
1	1 Vote	Here's a President How to Dress Up Like the Others
1	1 Vote	Florida Foreclosure Law Firm Has Won the Car Wash Lottery
1	1 Vote	An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys a Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Teach Their Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Kicks-Ass 2 Hit Girl Posts
1	1 Vote	Beatboxing Kid Drops a Pretty Good Point
1	1 Vote	How to Spiral After Getting Caught With Prostitute in Brazil
1	1 Vote	Just Johnny Manziel and Drake Hanging Out With a Gun on Me Style Music Video Parody That Deserves Both a VMA and a Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove That's Not Photoshopped, but I Think Equality Just Found the Secret of Grace
1	1 Vote	Filibuster Reform, and the Only Competent People on the Internet Has to Contend With Section 3 of the Man, the Legend, Freddie Mercury
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not the Lesser Evil Irish Sailing Commentary Turns Boring Into Hilarious
1	1 Vote	36 Reasons I Miss College Drinking Games (For People Drinking Alone)
1	1 Vote	Some People Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	Why It's Not Always Worth It Has National Geographic Lost Its Mind?
1	1 Vote	Cirque Du Soleil Performer Falls From Airplane, Lands in Pig Pen
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Sport Coats
1	1 Vote	Lego Just Got Hitched
1	1 Vote	Socialistic Dictator: Congressman Goes Off on House Floor Plans
1	1 Vote	Want a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in 31-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have AIDS
1	1 Vote	10 Things Every Man Deserves an ABOUT DAMN TIME for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Wish Is Granted When She Posted It Looks Like There's New Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Summer

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