Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

1 Year After Newtown, the Fight for Decimal Time of Course They Are Using It to Believe You've Slept

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by captinnkirk
2014-02-21

2014-02-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Time of Trouble: Knocking on the Door of the Jehovah's Witnesses
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Of course the “Miguel leg drop” has become an Internet sensation
    The Chive The Chive
  • Read
    Smashes
    He Was Born Without Arms, but He Works at the World’s Top Racing Company. You Have to See It to Believe It.
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    You don't need to sleep. You just need to believe you've slept.
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    1 year after Newtown, Biden to boost mental health
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Six months after Newtown, the fight against the gun lobby goes on
    Daily Kos Daily Kos
  • Read
    Smashes
    The genius who led the doomed fight for decimal time
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    Indiana State Police Reportedly Paid $373K for Mysterious Cell Phone Tracking Device, Won’t Say How They Are Using It
    The Blaze The Blaze

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account