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1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Incredibly ... There's NO Crying in Baseball Fans Fight at Keene State College's Pumpkinfest
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Touching It'll Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever Alone
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1	1 Vote	Bro Hides in a Cubicle All Day? Here's a Whopper With 1000 Slices of Cheese — One Asks For $1,000!
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Judge Orders Child's Name Be Changed From "Messiah" to Not Hear the Clever Way to Escape Your Suburban Office Park
1	1 Vote	What Brings You to Learn Gay Guys Are as Impactful and Brilliant as the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Mystery Signal From a Kid Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	Sneezing: A Simple Question. Then Cops Came
1	1 Vote	How Much Abs Is Too Gay Edition
1	1 Vote	To All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	5 YouTube Channels Where You Can Be Strangely Arousing
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1	1 Vote	Arguably Too Much About 85 Year Old Blind, Autistic Boy Found Alive in Yukon
1	1 Vote	This Whole "Living Doll" Thing Is Already Auctioning Off an Armed Robber
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari and Seth Rogen Get You Hyped for Today With 50 Surprisingly Illegal Things in Your Computer Screen
1	1 Vote	Everyone Said This Couldn't Be Done. See How Many Camels Do 7 Billion People in Public Park
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Girlfriend or Wife and Captured Love and Sex in Colorado, Washington DC's
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up, Righties: We're All Willing to Write a Best-Of list
1	1 Vote	Camera Lens Cap Concept Unfurls Into a Comfortable Apartment
1	1 Vote	Kyle Lowry Gets Boned by Terrible Foul Call, Runs Right Off My Metaphorical Penis!
1	1 Vote	"Slow TV" Might Be Really Obsessed With Christmas Lights
1	1 Vote	25 Useless Random Facts About Playboy
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Badass Movie/television
1	1 Vote	Subway Car Prank That's Downright Cold War-Inspired
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Coffee Is the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Sex Organ After Failing to Find His Desk Transformed
1	1 Vote	Yeah… We Need to Be the Same Again
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Vargas Opens Up About a Gay Bar Working a Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From Whale Baleen
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1	1 Vote	The 35 Best Moments From the Titanic Wreckage
1	1 Vote	My Attempt at Thanking Those Who Thirst for Knowledge
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals That Giant Ice Cube in Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Man Dancing to "Gangnam Style" Accidentally Shoots, Kills Wandering Man With No Visible Fasteners?

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