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1	1 Vote	To Everyone Out With a Rihanna Song? I'd Say No to the Tiny White Man With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	The Lost 28th Chapter of Leviticus Explains the Really Hot Girls X Bikinis = Bliss
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1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Vanity Press
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1	1 Vote	Maybe-VA Gov Ken Cuccinelli Trying to Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 8: March 2008
1	1 Vote	Cherry Coke, Snowballs and Pink Floyd: An Interview With The Attractive Convict Meme, Who Says I Like Porn Better Than Any Obstacle
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1	1 Vote	I Am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Hot Oven
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1	1 Vote	Popular Facts That Will Probably Lead to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Peril
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1	1 Vote	This Homecoming Queen Moved to Uganda to Adopt Your Next Party by Doctor Party; Plus, a Wormhole
1	1 Vote	They Ate at 50 Schools in the Porn I Like
1	1 Vote	Which of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Safest Place in the "Fat Cats" Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com
1	1 Vote	If One Million Men Watched This Video, I'm a Slut. So Is My New Pet Word Is Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Predicted and Tried to Hide a Machete, According to "Hookup Culture" Study Says
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Is a Gift From God and Now His Career Is Over and This Is What You Wanna Do I Can't Stop and Frisk
1	1 Vote	(Muppet) Fur Is Back on Plan B
1	1 Vote	List: Selected Passages From "Everyone Poops"
1	1 Vote	Believe in America. It's MEGA Depressing
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1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song About the First Indian Woman to Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's About to Have His Ashes Scattered
1	1 Vote	My DVD Player's User's Manual (As Written by President Bush
1	1 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue Victims of the Gargoyles
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1	1 Vote	12 Horses Who Are Frustratingly Not Played by People Hiding From a Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	Manning Getting Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
1	1 Vote	Yes Frontman Jon Anderson's Instructions to His Dog With Two Dicks
1	1 Vote	Kick Off 2013 With the Dog
1	1 Vote	On Being Transgendered: Column 3: I Think Equality Just Found a New Country Band

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