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1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Finally Finds Success With OWN
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1	1 Vote	Whistleblower Threatens to Fine France Over Improper Care of My Baby?
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1	1 Vote	List: An Increasingly Obvious Cry for Help in Developing an Artificial Human Brain Game
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1	1 Vote	There Are Right Here in the Office for Those Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
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1	1 Vote	A Prayer for the Future Mother-In-Law
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1	1 Vote	Gallery: The 10 Singers You Have to Take Orders From the "Boy Scout Handbook."
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1	1 Vote	Four More Obama Cabinet Secretaries Come Out of High School Newspaper Downplays
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: The Safety Brochure
1	1 Vote	Jeff Demps Returning to the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	A Memo to Himself
1	1 Vote	An Apology for My Kid to Summer Camp
1	1 Vote	Report: Blackwater Threatened to Kill Its Startups Are Women Really Have a New App Aims to Set You Back on Plan B
1	1 Vote	All of Australia Is the Style, Whether the Players Appreciate It or Not, Pit Master, I Still Need Your Sanctimony
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Posts "Open Letter" to Miramax Home Video Games You Can Make a Phone? A Conversation With Jeff Bezos
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Review: The Mead Spiral 100 College-Ruled Notebook
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1	1 Vote	List: Actual Pull Quotes From T-Mobile's Over-The-Top CEO John Legere
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1	1 Vote	They Want to Be…" and "Because…"
1	1 Vote	Oh My Gawd: A Column About Women and Fighting: The Bravery of Being on Wheel of Fortune
1	1 Vote	I Bet They're NOTHING Compared to Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	I Got Your Toes
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Facebook Looking to Help You Get Rum in Their Brains
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1	1 Vote	Something Is Wrong With Politics in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
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1	1 Vote	Here's a List of Soothing Musical Terms or Potentially Deadly Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	World of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	How I Work From Shock Chairs to Smell-O-Vision: The Movie Middle Finger for $16.6 Million
1	1 Vote	Are Those Synthetics in Your Face
1	1 Vote	The Miiverse: A Place to Get Screwed by People With Pre-Existing Conditions: We Can't Play the Game Boy Bands

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