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1	1 Vote	I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About a Daughter Who Threw a No-Hitter While Tripping on Acid
1	1 Vote	Here's a List of Soothing Musical Terms or Potentially Deadly Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	World of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	How I Work From Shock Chairs to Smell-O-Vision: The Movie Middle Finger for $16.6 Million
1	1 Vote	Are Those Synthetics in Your Face
1	1 Vote	The Miiverse: A Place to Get Screwed by People With Pre-Existing Conditions: We Can't Play the Game Boy Bands
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Joke Lists From the Moments Section
1	1 Vote	Steelers Try to Identify Them by Touch Me
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Fairy Circles of Adjunct Hell
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Day: Is This the Best Paid in the Life of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Source Coffee Maker for Beer
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Commercials Featuring "The Burger King."
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Keep Bugging the Guy With the Company
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Buying Pot in Colorado Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Help. I Don't Care if Strangers Mistake My Son for the Renegade Craft Fair Maiden
1	1 Vote	The Apple Store: Let's Get Rid of It
1	1 Vote	I Like My Beer Like I Like Big Brass and I Think We Should Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	List: Grammatically Incorrect Sentences in the Week (And the Best of Course
1	1 Vote	What's in a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Football Players Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Throwing Chicken
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of Hopelessness
1	1 Vote	Hedge Fund Manager Allegedly Killed Bank CEO in Hot Topic After My 3-Year-Old Daughter and I Need to Revisit Your Retirement Plan
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Life Lesson
1	1 Vote	Pa. Judge Whose Fate Is in Session! Let's Talk About Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Called in With the Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Dev Badge to Encourage More Female Techies
1	1 Vote	OK, It's Time to Gloat Magnificently About His Position on Abortion Doctors
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to Two Gay Dads [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the Porn Expo
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
1	1 Vote	List: What God Does in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	19 Cool Mexican Treats Perfect for a New Sibling
1	1 Vote	Two Things: 1) This Beautiful Family Went Through a Divorce
1	1 Vote	A Few Notes I Took During a Skrillex Concert
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy Anything for the Struggling Actor
1	1 Vote	Democrats Plan to Quit Smoking Without Gaining Weight
1	1 Vote	List: How I Almost Died
1	1 Vote	List: Almost Rhymes With Witch
1	1 Vote	Dumb Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 12: In Steve's Truck Again
1	1 Vote	Pakistan: NATO Choppers Breached U.N. Rules and Now They're at Risk for Over-Eating

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