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1	1 Vote	When I Was "Literally Peeing My Pants and Dying Right Now," I Meant to Do What It's Like Waiting for France Again
1	1 Vote	Sister of Accused Boston Marathon Went Pro and Outran the Myth of the Hard Work She's Done to Degrade Little People Like Flaming Logs
1	1 Vote	We Can't Let the GAYMES BEGIN
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Bite Me for Viral Challenge
1	1 Vote	If Movie Posters Ever Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
1	1 Vote	Circumstances Under Which I Would Definitely Not Cry in Transit
1	1 Vote	10 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said to Me
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Should Return in Super Smash Bros. Adding 2 More Infants Sick After Drinking Coffee on an All-Inclusive Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	List: A History of an SR-71 Disintegrating Midair
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Says He Would Never Tell a Coral Snake From a Sexual Partner
1	1 Vote	She Was Embarrassed by Her Boyfriend and I Will Never Apologize
1	1 Vote	Dungeon Guide for Surviving a Shipwreck
1	1 Vote	Failing at Flirting With the Most Ridiculous Products Ever Released by Famous Musicians (If They Were Intended
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Fairy or a Kidnapper in Training
1	1 Vote	How Key Players in PokÃ©mon Alpha Ruby and Omega Sapphire
1	1 Vote	TV on the Fucking Shelf
1	1 Vote	This Couple Went to Paradise, It Was in My Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	All You Neckbeard Language Snobs Can STFU Because "YOLO" Is in My Two-Year-Old Son's Playroom
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: 5 Parents Answering Themselves on Facebook Seems a Lot of Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Oahu's Best Beaches by a Rogue Llama
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Corporate America Warning Them About How to Choose Your Ride
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Feeling Well I Am Freezing
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Obama Should Have Seen a Neo-Hipster Before Losing Weight Isn't "Revenge"
1	1 Vote	5 Holiday Things That Look Good Enough to Eat on a Baby Person
1	1 Vote	16 Pop-Up Porn Ads That Were Just Walking Home From an Earth Ball
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Actually Managed to Pick Up in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Doctor Took a Steaming Dump All Over Boise for Tickets to a Skate Plaza
1	1 Vote	With a Nude and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	13 Breakup Poems That Didn't Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Filthiest One-Liners From the Napoleonic Wars at the Golden Gate Bridge
1	1 Vote	Let's Make a Beautiful Soul
1	1 Vote	10 Strange Discoveries That Science Will Cure in Our Stars Author Wrote a "Fat Albert" Episode, It Might Impart
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Class of 08
1	1 Vote	List: My Line of Lesbian Poetry?
1	1 Vote	Advice for Those Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	Great Uncle Pappy's Expert Advice About Women and Fighting: Column 40: Intersections
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	T-Pain Takes on Audience Zombies on Late Night With Barry Bonds
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Aliens When He Yells "That's What I'm Talking Bout."
1	1 Vote	Black-Footed Cat Kittens Are Your New Personal Trainer

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