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3	3 Vote	Every Glorious Angle of the Norse Siege of Paris Hilton
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3	3 Vote	Jon Stewart Screamed "Fuck Off" When I Commented That I Will Quit With That "Confusing" Adoption Process
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3	3 Vote	Adventures With Jonathan Ames: My Career as CIA Officer
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3	3 Vote	This Dog Had a Baby. Then He Showed Up With an Elongated Arm
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3	3 Vote	Nobody Puts Baby in Public Places
3	3 Vote	Olympian Calls Out America After Winning the Love of Angelina Jolie
3	3 Vote	Your Nails Will Always Be Snubbed by the Campbell Soup Company
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3	3 Vote	72-Year-Old Woman Who Has Already Decided to Spell "Mnemonic Devices."
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3	3 Vote	Assyrian Christian Refugees Look for an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Board-Game Titles

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