Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / McSweeny's Smash McSweeny's

6,011 smashes / 10,698 upvotes / smashed from 6,996 real headlines
1.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
2
Vote
Shit, Looks Like a Melancholy Donkey Kong Kotaku McSweeny's New York Magazine
2
Vote
I'm Growing All the Living Trees McSweeny's
2
Vote
44 Products Readers Like You Should Care About Your Genitals BuzzFeed Free Republic McSweeny's
2
Vote
Mom, Help, a Drag Queen Just Broke Into Our School Choice McSweeny's Twitchy
2
Vote
My Ex Name Our Daughter – I Don't Care, I Feel So Fat McSweeny's The Sun
2
Vote
Much More Time to Dance Cheezburger McSweeny's
2
Vote
I Believe in Santa Claus The A.V. Club McSweeny's
2
Vote
State of Florida Under a Frozen Pond McSweeny's Miami Herald
2
Vote
Like to Remind Us to Wash Their Butts More Aggressively! Egotastic McSweeny's Polygon
2
Vote
Bathe Me in Your Pantry Lifehacker McSweeny's
2
Vote
We Are Sorry to Inform You That You're on Your Period Hacker News McSweeny's ZergNet
2
Vote
👉 the First Annual Hunger Games McSweeny's Upworthy
2
Vote
Queen Dead: Will There Be Flannel Shirts Mashable McSweeny's
2
Vote
Astounding — I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat McSweeny's The Raw Story
2
Vote
Why I Fell in Love With This Discounted Portable Projector Electrek Mashable McSweeny's
2
Vote
The People Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes Collider Digital Trends McSweeny's
2
Vote
A Year in Quarantine? McSweeny's Pitchfork
2
Vote
Arrest Made in MS Word CNN McSweeny's
2
Vote
She's Incarcerated in a Clusterfuck CNN McSweeny's
2
Vote
Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered by Rob Curran McSweeny's
2
Vote
I'm Sorry, but I, the Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Enough McSweeny's NBC News
2
Vote
Jesus Needs His Own Bond-Like Franchise McSweeny's ZergNet
2
Vote
It's Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Classroom During a Pandemic (Erin Griffith/New York Times) HelloGiggles McSweeny's Mother Jones Techmeme
2
Vote
Dispatches From a Rut Lifehacker McSweeny's
2
Vote
Honest Reasons Why Women Don't Want to "Cancel" Michael Myers McSweeny's
2
Vote
Signs You Are a Perfect Person Daily Caller Fox News McSweeny's The Daily Beast
2
Vote
Delete My Tinder When I'm Dead Soldier McSweeny's Military Times
2
Vote
Two More Lawyers Decline to Join Your Learning Pod CNN McSweeny's
2
Vote
What's in a Clusterfuck McSweeny's The Ringer
2
Vote
How to Survive Hard Time as a "Den of Dysfunction" McSweeny's NPR
2
Vote
List: More Accurate Baby Shower Slime McSweeny's POPSUGAR
2
Vote
"Who's Laughing Now, Assholes?" a Letter From the Egg Industry Collective-evolution Engadget McSweeny's
2
Vote
The Comedy World Reacts to the Wikipedia Article McSweeny's Uproxx
2
Vote
I Feel Grateful to Be Seen With My Mind BuzzFeed The Guardian McSweeny's
2
Vote
Will You Now Have to Peel Stickers Huzlers Lifehacker McSweeny's
2
Vote
I'm Worried My Quarantine Baby Will Be Replaced by Others McSweeny's NY Daily News
2
Vote
Brad and Angelina's Divorce Has Become Too Commercialized McSweeny's New York Magazine
2
Vote
Yes, Bill Cosby Released From Prison, but We Still Need to Wear Masks And Cele|bitchy McSweeny's The Federalist
2
Vote
Kindergartner Blows Up Trump's "Audit" Excuse on Tax Returns Deadline – or Not They Fucked Up Breitbart McSweeny's Pitchfork The Daily Beast The Sun
2
Vote
Lego Blocks Gave Me Hope in My Resolve to Contribute to Declining Birthrates CNN McSweeny's