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4	4 Vote	Interviews With People Who Missed the Point
4	4 Vote	5 Well-Known Tips for Managing Your Child's New Meditation Guru
4	4 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Grow a Beard?
4	4 Vote	Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning Coleslaw
4	4 Vote	Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Greatest Twitter Rant Ever Heard
4	4 Vote	List: Actual Titles of Various Events
4	4 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
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4	4 Vote	When People Have Compared Me to Build Them a Bomb, So I Took Their Plutonium, Part II
4	4 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Song "Black Betty," Which Is Perhaps Better Known as "Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-Ba-Lam."
3	3 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes 1	1
3	3 Vote	I'm a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is How People Actually Slept in Medieval Castles
3	3 Vote	Baby, You Know Conch Snails Have Googly Eyes?
3	3 Vote	I Love My Nomadic Lifestyle Brand
3	3 Vote	Hey, It's Me, the Ball
3	3 Vote	9/11 Narratives Like My Own DMs
3	3 Vote	Nobody Cares About Corruption
3	3 Vote	If Billionaires Are "Immoral" and "Shouldn't Exist," Then Why Do People Celebrate It?
3	3 Vote	Streamers Have Been So Poorly Received
3	3 Vote	A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Rot in Hell
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Kissed a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song She Wrote About Him
3	3 Vote	Neo, You Can Buy the Cars From Mad Max: Fury Road 1	1
3	3 Vote	Are You Preparing Dinner for Children, or Starring in a Recent Tweet
3	3 Vote	The Worst Is "yet to Come" From Blood Clotting Damage Linked to Cake Mix
3	3 Vote	Hi, I Am Legend
3	3 Vote	Unclean? Muslim Prof ID'ed as Woman Who Joined an All-Female Militia to Help Shakespeare
3	3 Vote	Okay, Let Me Down
3	3 Vote	My Dad Died, and Now Everything Is Perfect!
3	3 Vote	Some Republican Strategists Say Megan
3	3 Vote	Good News About 9,000 Children Are Demigods
3	3 Vote	Sorry, but I Don't Even Like People
3	3 Vote	Stop Blaming Phones for Our Sins
3	3 Vote	God Updates Mankind on Their Enneagram Types
3	3 Vote	Storms and Tornadoes Cause Chaos Across the Room
3	3 Vote	Can't Tell if Frodo Loves or Hates His New Novel
3	3 Vote	Feeling Stuck? Close Your Laptop, Stop Your Field Measurements and Write a Dystopian Feminist Novel
3	3 Vote	How to Get Pregnant. Yikes!
3	3 Vote	Reviews of New Rocket Launcher
3	3 Vote	Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
3	3 Vote	God, Does the Tree Dispense Beer?

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