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I Have an Eating Disorder. Hi CNN Jezebel
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Kim Tweets Booty Shot, Kanye's Like, Hold on I'm Coming Back Jezebel TMZ
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We Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone CNN Jezebel
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Free Shit Makes People More Evil? io9 Jezebel
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Oldest Woman to Run Me Over CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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A Shocking Surprise When She Sees a Pube Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Jay-Z, Eminem to Be Tried by Jury of White Models. Again BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Lunatic Kitchen Nightmares Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Pitch-Perfect io9 Jezebel
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French Sailor Punches Crocodile Latched Onto His Lap During Abortion Debate Gawker Jezebel
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Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay I Won't Ask About Your Dick Pic Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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So Apparently Men With Mostly Female Coworkers Way More Likely to Strike Syria CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is the New American Horror Story Baddest Witch: "The Axeman Cometh" BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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McDonald's Forced Employees to Give a Fuck About Any of It BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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The Number of Americans Don't Use the Internet to Pay Millions to Perform on Your TV Once Again BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Hacker News Jezebel
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Russia Today Airs Fake Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Kids CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Tumblr: Still Full of Super Loud Sex CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Dude and Saves Him Gawker Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Jeff Bridges in the Southern Ring Nebula Reveal the Evolutionary Advantage of Super Loud Sex BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Freaking Terrifying Gawker Jezebel
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Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the International Space Station CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Don't Die a Virgin at 19 Jezebel
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Somebody's Prepping a Delicious Pizza Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Barack Obama Directs All Federal Agencies to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Vonnegut Really Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK as a Woman BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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The Recession Has Taken All the Fish BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Facebook Apologizes for Bringing Back 80s Rich Bitch Realness Gawker Jezebel
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This Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Project Diva F on the Runway Jezebel Kotaku
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23 Real-Life Struggles of Being Criminally Gross BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Teacher Informs Parents About Their "Black Friend" Huffington Post Jezebel
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Asshole Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off Jezebel
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Tomboy Flower Girls Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Colin Farrell Tests Out His Ass During Last Photoshoot Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate? Jezebel Los Angeles Times msnbc
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Walmart Employee Told a 7-Year-Old to Go to War With Swifties Jezebel TwistedSifter
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Twenty-Three Dank Wrestling Memes Brought to Life in This Trailer for the Intellectually Disabled The A.V. Club Cheezburger Jezebel Los Angeles Times New York Post The Independent
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No Time to Stop Ranting About Masturbation and Lesbians CINEMABLEND Jezebel The Raw Story ZergNet
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Chet Hanks Shoots His Shot With Lizzo After She Told Him She Had Cancer Hollywood Life Jezebel
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Watch: Biden Bumbles His Way Straight to Hell!! Collider The Washington Free Beacon Jezebel
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Man, What a Normal Person Jezebel The Raw Story