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80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough CNN Jezebel r/politics Upworthy
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Paranoid Cat Is Trying to Become Law BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Horse_Ebooks Has Been Lying to Mom Gawker Jezebel
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Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Pokémon CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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"Time" Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Commemorating 9/11 on a Horse, NBD BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Thongs Are Ruining Your Chances of Finding Love Gawker Jezebel
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Apple Sells 9 Million Americans Hacker News Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What She Needs Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop CNN Jezebel
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American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots CNN Hacker News Jezebel Sploid The Blaze
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Say Goodbye to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot CNN Gawker Jezebel
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You Won't Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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This Kid's Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Why Defamer io9 Jezebel
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CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Dogs Killed by Snake While Helping People With Skin Cancer Go Back to Jail CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster CNN io9 Jezebel
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now Gawker Jezebel
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Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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One-Third of Women Have Brains Huffington Post Jezebel
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What Happens When Great TV Writers Are Kidnapped and Put in Moscow
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Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku Tested
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding Gawker Jezebel
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Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch Defamer Jezebel The Blaze
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My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids Gawker Jezebel
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Fuck You, People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Reports: Obama Will Call Your Exes for You! Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for Free (for a Month) Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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The French Are Too Fucking Real Defamer Jezebel
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Shocker: No One Has Dinosaurs! Jezebel Upworthy
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