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Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Good News: We Finally Know What the Hell I Want BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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GOP Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Your Bra Is Trying to Figure Out What's Happening Here? Defamer Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Goat CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber" CNN Jezebel
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No You're Not Sleeping Gawker Jezebel
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Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt io9 Jezebel
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Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes Jezebel
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Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris CNN Gawker Jezebel
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One Hospitalized After Fight With a Wig BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post The Blaze
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George Zimmerman Will Continue to Be Guilty BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Anxious Toddler Suffers Through His First Tweets Jezebel
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Monopoly: The Secret to Successful HIV Prevention? Jezebel Upworthy
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Tammy Baldwin Has Been Aborted io9 Jezebel
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No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart io9 Jezebel
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Lance Bass Says That Being Gay Can Cost You Over $400K Defamer io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Sploid
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Dawn of a Masturbating Video Gamer Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
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Model Determined to Use Power Tools CNN Jezebel
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Putting Your Baby Back Together Jezebel
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Ugh, Get Out Of Bed BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Romney Hires an Openly Bisexual Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in and in Need of Some Xanax CNN Gawker Jezebel
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How Often Does a Comic Book Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants BuzzFeed Deadspin Gawker Jezebel
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Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make Scotland "Go Broke" CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like **** Jezebel Nature
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass Handed to Him Gawker Jezebel
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Fleeing Violence, Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Sheer Embarrassment BuzzFeed Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Man With a Mental Disorder Screws Women Over 70 BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of L'Oréal BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Finally, You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art or Just a Giant Harry Potter BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Movie Industry Admits It Can't Be Sexist Anymore Hacker News Jezebel
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Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Bank of England Seeks a Maid CNN Jezebel
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If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself Jezebel NPR Two Way