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There Are No Vampires at the Oscars Again BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Reading With Dogs Program for Kids Isn't Creepy. Nope. Not Creepy at All io9 Jezebel
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Queen Latifah Is a Thing Jezebel
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Mariah Carey Said "Shit" on Your DVR Gawker Jezebel
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Jared Leto Has a Dead Person Threesome! io9 Jezebel
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Someone Rescue This Adorable Video of Earthquake Damage BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Bill Nye the Science of Sperm Collecting io9 Jezebel
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Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo io9 Jezebel
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Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings BuzzFeed Gizmodo Jezebel
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