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Sorry White House, This Is Why My 7-Year-Old Is an 87-Year-Old Tween BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in My Friend's Eyeball CNN Jezebel
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Be the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral CNN Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Ghosts CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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So, You Voted for President — 3 Years early Hacker News Jezebel New York Post
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Don't Worry, the Couples Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Actually a Documentary Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Adorable 2-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut" Gawker Jezebel
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Someone Please Hire All the Statue Fuckers? Gawker Jezebel
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India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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Kim and Kanye in a Restaurant Mop Bucket Jezebel TMZ
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Motorola: Girls Will Love Dogs Who Like Socks Gawker Jezebel
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit Hacker News Jezebel
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Finally a Fix for Your Clitoris Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Mother Russia BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Can't Stop Laughing at This Pile of Cat Soup! BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for 72 Hours BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Amanda Bynes Informs Twitter That She Has Nipples Gawker Jezebel
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Why I Am Eating a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General Gawker Jezebel
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Myth BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Germany, Not France, Delights in Fancy Hats Jezebel New York Times Lede
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EA Says They're Actually Still Going Outside
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Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Saying It's Only Required in a Barry White Dance-Along Gawker Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze CNN Huffington Post Jezebel New York Post
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Get Us Psyched About This Clown Sandwich Jezebel
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This Woman Is Basically a Goon BuzzFeed Jezebel
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My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Assholes Jezebel r/funny
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Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Human Love Interest CNN Gawker Jezebel
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We Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Donald Trump Offers to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in Earth Orbit CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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College Kid Took the World's Most Epic Selfie With His Wizard Fingers BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Contraception CNN Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Why're We Afraid to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend" Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason CNN Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack Jezebel