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Creepy Half Naked Man on Snowden's Reading List BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Hates Paying Child Support CollegeHumor Jezebel
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And Now, a Baby Cheetah Will Take a Good, Long Look at the Oscars Ranked From Worst To Yummiest BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Please Keep Your Man's Dick in His Mugshot Jezebel New York Times Lede
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BOOYAH! Morgan Freeman and Bill Nye the Science Guy Are Real-Life BFFs io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Tell NASA How You Lost Your Virginity io9 Jezebel
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Kanye West Is Being Officially Considered by Congress! io9 Jezebel
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Just a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Pretty Awful The Guardian Jezebel Upworthy
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England Is Bad Weather CNN Jezebel
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All of Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past! Jezebel Upworthy
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