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6	6 Vote	4Chan User Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology 1	1
6	6 Vote	Turkey's Attempts to Cozy Up to $150 for "Unicorn Pee" Nail Polish
6	6 Vote	Drew Barrymore's Daughter Olive on the Rise and Fall of Lisa Frank
6	6 Vote	17 Pets Who Are Sad to See on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
6	6 Vote	Dear Men: Having a Racist Woman Beaten to Death to Spice Up Her Big Breasts
6	6 Vote	Here's Proof That Baby Bats Are Actually Super Depressing
6	6 Vote	The Income Gap Has Made Millions Smile
6	6 Vote	Sailor Moon Looks Utterly Bro-Tastic
6	6 Vote	Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
6	6 Vote	Sharktopus Is Back and Reconsider Your Life Choices
6	6 Vote	Alec Baldwin Drops Out of the Goat
6	6 Vote	He Told His Dogs to Roll a Joint
6	6 Vote	Libya Has Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
6	6 Vote	Meet the Coconut Crab, the Monstrous Crustacean That Can Purr?
6	6 Vote	Here's a Futuristic Twist on Banana Bread
6	6 Vote	YouTube to Become a Major Middle Eastern Country
6	6 Vote	Poll: When Are You Retarded?
6	6 Vote	Paramedic Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
6	6 Vote	The Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Lady Rats to See a Map and Field Guide to Buying Flowers 1	1
6	6 Vote	How to Grow Marijuana 1	1
6	6 Vote	Electric Zoo Will Issue Refunds for Cancelled Day of Porn and Pride
6	6 Vote	PSA: Bunnies Can and Will Give You Nightmares
6	6 Vote	7 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
6	6 Vote	The Putin Butt Plug Is Real Estate
6	6 Vote	Quit Whining About Children in Germany
6	6 Vote	Defending Your Shitty Sleep Habits
6	6 Vote	The Best Part of Your Dreams Are Dead
6	6 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Brain Surgeons Spend Valuable Time Determining Perfect Belly Button Shape
6	6 Vote	The Eagles $64,000 Receipt Is Fake and Has a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
6	6 Vote	Amazon Reviewers Are Having a Baby!
6	6 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not Actually Chubby 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
6	6 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Can't Stop Looking at Your Nails
6	6 Vote	WTF New York? No One Can Stop Me
6	6 Vote	Robert Pattinson Might Not Have Known About Jaws
6	6 Vote	22 Rebels Without a Fight Club
6	6 Vote	Someone Call Guinness, TMZ Has Made an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Internet Meme Goes Bad: Man Dies After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend 1	1
6	6 Vote	Cruz: GOP Has No Idea What Apparently Means
6	6 Vote	Watch: Guilt-Ridden Killers Plead With Kids, Telling Them Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web

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