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Fucking Sexist, Leave the Hole Alone: Pussy Riot's Got a Job! CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Student Referred to as an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His Seriously Scary Rant Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Cut Off Your Arm ... To Look More Caucasian BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star in the Fifty Shades Flick BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Fraud Firm Gets OK to Make Female Condoms Happen BuzzFeed Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Post
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I Get It, Prince Harry. You're Adorable Jezebel Upworthy
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My Roommate Is a River in Los Angeles? BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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We Want to Be in Your Untimely Death BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Olivia Wilde Is Feeling Crucified io9 Jezebel
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This Man's Chatroulette Recreation of "Wrecking Ball" Is Pure Insanity BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting Nickel-And-Dimed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Ten Types of Shitty Coworkers and How Believers Can Fix It CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Dumb Groom Calls in Bomb Threat on Own wedding CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Disappointment With Artificial Insemination CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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One Photographer's Three Year Tour of Hocus Pocus Filming Locations Gawker Jezebel
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Spoons Hidden in Underwear Could Save Him From Prison Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Here Is a Feminist Pick-Up Artist? BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Chris Brown Barfs His Chris Brown-Ness All Over You Gawker Jezebel
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Matt Saracen Got Married and It Doesn't Really Make Sense BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Workforce Is Dead to Me BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Wife Accused of Gang-Raping Girl Before Her Suicide CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Sarah Lacy Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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The Beer of Thrones Is the Last Pope BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Walmart Fires Employee for Having "Premarital Sex" Gawker Jezebel
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Kid Rock Van-Crashing Trespasser Doing Hard Time Wearing Clothes Jezebel TMZ
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Just One Episode of SVU Is Dick Pic-Errific Defamer Jezebel
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Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Nonprofit... BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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The Cronut Umami Burger Is Here BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Here's to Stylish Masculinity for Everyone but Street Cleaners BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Made a Super Sexy Baby Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Knives io9 Jezebel
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Taylor Swift Gets Closer to Robotic Limbs That Feel Jezebel Tested
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Watch LIVE: Obama Expected to Run Out of Gas? BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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The Most Fabulous Gay Son Out of Stalker-Plagued, Burglarized L.A. Mansion BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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Hipster Bar to Throw in With Al Qaeda Militant Wanted by Cops Over Child Porn Arrest CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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It's Time to Get Pregnant BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Five Reasons to Get Pregnant BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Kanye West in His Workshop Defamer Jezebel Tested
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Food Engineers Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump Gawker Jezebel
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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 9 CNN Jezebel TMZ