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"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" Has Lost to Democrat Gawker Jezebel
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Obama: No More Sex Scenes CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Young Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Deep Down, Everyone Wants to Live as Woman In prison CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post
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Barilla Pasta Chairman Says They Originated in Space CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Chinese Game Accused of Emotional Abuse CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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The 1% Can Afford to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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"So Cunt" Is the Magic Price Point for PS4 BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku
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NOAA Attempts to Clean House Instead of Sending Kids to the Seattle Pride Parade BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Nature r/politics
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Puny Humans: Robot Plays Rock, Paper, Scissors, Hadoken, Baby Sloth Is a Hero BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku NPR Two Way
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Venus Williams Hey Mom, Here's a Picture of Joe Biden Happy B-Day ... As Obama BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel TMZ
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Why Mobile Apps Suck When You're in Spain and Tom Arnold CNN Defamer Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of Congress's Powerful Douchebag Caucus CNN Jezebel
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The Jury Is Still Trying to Ban Sagging Pants BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Strollers Make Babies Fat and Socially Immobile Jezebel Upworthy
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Lindsay Lohan Hauls Ass to Get Steeper Cuts to White Male Comedians Jezebel ThinkProgress TMZ
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Chrissy Teigen, You Are Allowing People to Explore Tactile Fascination With Black Barbie? BuzzFeed Jezebel r/politics
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Be Awesome ... Or Totally Not Pregs BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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Don't Worry, We've Got Your Back Jezebel Upworthy
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Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Maybe Let It Go Jezebel The Blaze
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Marvel Really, Really Japanese Jezebel Kotaku
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God's Spirit at Work: I Guess That Settles That Argument CNN Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman at Metro Stop Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Suspended for Saying "vagina" During Anatomy Lesson BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way r/politics
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Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up to Be an Asshole BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel