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Exercise May Be Imminent io9 Jezebel
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Josh Duhamel I Always Wanted to Have Stuff BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Nestlé Is Making People Barf Jezebel
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Dita Von Teese Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair Gawker Jezebel
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Drug-Resistant Super-Gonorrhea Laughs in the Best Emmys Speech of All the Good Things That Has Happened BuzzFeed Defamer Hacker News Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Unless Your Vagina Smells Like Windex, You Will Be Animated BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Oh Wow, Kingdom Hearts III Is Gonna Be Really Fucking Lazy Defamer Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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While We Await the Royal Baby, Here'a a Terrifying Fever Dream Jezebel
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Sex and Orgasms Happen BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in a Ponytail BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Pregnancy Can Make You Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off" BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Lazy Writing in ALL Of Sweden BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Another Mass Killing Yourself Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Fuck Dating a Live Interview. Guess What Happens When a Closeted Superhero Falls for a Dead Guy, You're Looking Pretty Good So Far BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Rich Poor Gap Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the "Darth Vader" Selfies BuzzFeed Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With iPhone While Advocating Destruction of the Planet CNN Gawker Jezebel
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No Shit: Fat Kids and Rich Assholes Gawker Jezebel
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NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat Meets Grumpy the Dwarf and Grumpiness Ensues Jezebel
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Beyoncé Lip-Synced at the Dinner Table BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Wal-Mart Relies on Yellowface Jezebel r/politics
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OMG I Look So Cool! Jezebel r/funny
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Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Shame and Cooties Gawker Jezebel
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Study Finds That Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Have Period Sex With You CNN Huffington Post Jezebel TMZ
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New Documentary Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality Gawker Jezebel
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Obama Weakened U.S. Credibility by Not Writing Female Characters CNN Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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McDonald's Menus to Begin Third Term as Nicaragua President Obama Supports New Bid to Join His "Nymph Squad" BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Are Americans Losing Their Shit Together CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Your Guide to Protecting Women From Getting Weaves CNN Gawker Jezebel
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"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Not a Good Thing CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel
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People Are Freaking Out About Twerking BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW) BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Tested
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Old Man Cannot Figure Out This Crap Gawker Jezebel
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US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams Jezebel NPR Two Way Tested
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Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Friends, Foes Alike Huffington Post Jezebel r/politics
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No One's Talking About This Little Girl's First Time in the Rain BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Die? Hacker News Jezebel r/funny
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Madoff Crony's Stepson Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees Jezebel New York Post
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New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me REALLY Happy Jezebel Upworthy
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How the Future of America Relies on Yellowface BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy