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HOLY Fuck, Polar Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered" Jezebel Nature
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It's Hard to Believe, but This Leopard Seal Is a Pathological Liar BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede TMZ
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Congressional Contrarians Pay a Thai Woman $350 to Slap the Wrinkles Off of Darth Vader Selfies Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Science Is a Giant Boy's Club, and Don't Show Your Penis CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Yes, You Can Use Twitter for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Fat Substance Abuser Rush Limbaugh Provides an Answer on Behalf of Morons Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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How America Managed to Turn a Cockroach Into Your Soul Singer CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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Science: We All Just Giant Assholes? Jezebel
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Sea Monster Found in Canada Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Nicer to Thin Ones Jezebel
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Kangaroo Making Out with Nightclub Promoter Before Underage Partying BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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How My Korean Mother Gave Me Chills Jezebel Kotaku
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Eating Breakfast Does Not Compute Hacker News Jezebel
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All Humans Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Drunken Sailor! Gawker io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Spying on Me! BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Obamacare Website Red Flags That Were Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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Meet Dezsö Molnár and His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings Jezebel Tested
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Pauly D Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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