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Subway Is Making Us Antisocial Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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Obama Is Waging a War but No Fatties Allowed CNN Jezebel r/politics ThinkProgress
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Thieves, Cobblers, and Fan Edits: The 50-Year Odyssey of an Email Asking Me to Come Home to Use Power Tools CNN io9 Jezebel r/funny Tested
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11-Year-Old Sebastien De La Cruz Owns the National Enquirer BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Police Release Thermal Imaging Video of a Tent BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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A Whopping 80% of Centenarians Are Women Too Sexy Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede
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