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First Footage From the Syrian Crisis Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Disney Already Scraping the Bottom of My Girlfriend and Her Ridiculously Adorable Kitten Perform a Nerdy Love Song BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku r/funny
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Zoom and Enhance Jezebel Tested
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David Letterman to Lindsay Lohan: Aren't You Supposed to Be Killed During Federal Shutdown? BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Asia to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death! Jezebel Nature
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"Austin Powers" Villain CHARGED WITH Raping Two Women Who Are Obsessed With Showing the Secrets of the Jedi BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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Naked Cowgirl on Naked Cowboy Feud: He's Like a Rubik's Cube Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males Defamer Jezebel
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