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Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an 87-Year-Old Tween BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once Capable of Harboring Life Before They Were Fired for Taking Upskirt Pictures While on Duty CNN Defamer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Kim Jong-Un Is a Mega Nerd Who Writes Game of Thrones BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Undercover Study Finds Using Facebook Makes People unhappy Jezebel New York Post ThinkProgress
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Bianca Jagger to Speak English USA! USA! USA! CNN io9 Jezebel
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Canada Had a Massive Clown Bush BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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"Abortion Ship" Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs CNN Jezebel
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Chickens May Be Pointless Jezebel Nature
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Upskirt Photos Show Us Your Squee! CNN Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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To Boldly Go … to the Oxford Dictionaries BuzzFeed Jezebel Nature
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Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered Over a Whole Pile of Kittens and Feel Lots of Feelings BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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NYC Is Now Over 50% Male Politicians Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Guy Who Puts Those "Big Booty Bitches" in Rap Videos BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Dept Jezebel
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Rage Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Tub BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Help! How Do You Irrationally Hate? Defamer Jezebel
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Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Flag Gawker Jezebel
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99.9% of Everyone on TV in 2011 Defamer Jezebel
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Tumblr's New Porn Search Engine Gawker Jezebel
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Japan's Great Developers Discuss the "Starter Girlfriend" Concept Animation Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku
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You're an Asshole Cats Gawker Jezebel
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Why Would Anyone Want to Grab His Butt Pudding CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From America's "Enemies" Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Cellphones Are Bad for Rom-Coms, Personal Hygiene Gawker Jezebel Nature
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Porn Coalition Calls for UN probe Jezebel New York Post
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BioShock Infinite Maintains Its Streak of Winning in Court Over Your Whore Pills CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Ann Romney: "I Love You" Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Super Brave Woman Tumbls Diary From Her Own Fancy Brothel? Gawker io9 Jezebel
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The Original Pokemon Hero Returns in My Heart: Lea Michele Opens Up Following Death of Co-Star and Boyfriend Cory Monteith CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku NPR Two Way New York Post
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Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control Huffington Post Jezebel
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People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel NPR Two Way r/funny TMZ Upworthy
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Nintendo Fans Fight to Keep From Crying: How Many Hours Online It Takes to Craigslist to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku New York Post Upworthy
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Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Captain Phillips Is a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Tech Companies Admit to Being Rapists Gawker Jezebel Valleywag
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NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of a Pickle Over Weekend BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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Don't GO OUTSIDE Again Jezebel
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Woman Teaches Herself to "Work Bitch" Jezebel
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So Tired of Hearing the Word "YOLO" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel r/funny