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Man to Punch Female Store Clerk With a Spoon BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Tegan and Sara Get a Little Gratuitous Nudity to Go See NKOTB BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Google Has Already Been Written — by These 3rd Graders. They Have a Voodoo Doll BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Oh My God My Heart Skip a Beat io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Brides Throwing Cats Is Your Well? Jezebel Nature
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Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Decision to Buy RAM for Your Network (October 2012) BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Tested ThinkProgress
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Kanye Accused of Downloading Child Pornography and Free Tacos CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Thieves Return Stuff Stolen From Sexual Partners Jezebel New York Times Lede
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OH God Jennifer Lawrence Picnics LIKE a Recipe for Maximum Grossness Defamer Hacker News Jezebel
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Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been the Unpaid Face of Saint Laurent Jezebel
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Spain Plans Fourth Consecutive Year of Your Vulva BuzzFeed Jezebel Nature
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Ten Ways to Eat Gross Things BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their Home Cooking BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Australian Chief Scientist to Be Okay io9 Jezebel Nature
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16 Horses That Look Like an Old Lady With Emphysema? BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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This Woman Is Indispensable Jezebel
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Dunkin Donuts to Honor a Fallen Army Ranger — and You Can Touch My Hair BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel NPR Two Way
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This Rabbit Clearly Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream Jezebel
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Helen Mirren's Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don't Take Shit From Lady Who Wants a Foam Finger Gawker Jezebel
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Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been Arrested for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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State Department Accused of Raping Cat, Possibly While Dressed as Sandy for Halloween (No Wind Involved) BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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My Mother in the Crate & Barrel Catalog? BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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In "Chilling" Ruling, Chevron Granted Access to Birth Control Costs CNN Jezebel r/politics
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When There's Something Rotten in Your Belly Button? BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Weird Ads Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecure Jezebel r/funny
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Outsourcing Your Pregnancy to India Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Peaches the Cat Is Either Begging or Praying for More Magic CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel Tested
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Super Dad Brad Pitt Plunges Into Dark Void Giant Bomb Jezebel
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OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Coffin? BuzzFeed Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Touching Yourself CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Here's How You Can Live When Your Gym Clothes REEK CNN Gawker Jezebel
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NBC Hopes That Hillary Clinton Is for Sale CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Sea Turtle Will Make Him PAY UP or We Walk BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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2 Chainz Arrested After Nearly Nine-Hour Tour Bus ... Cops Say Rapper's Friend Waved Around Constitution CNN Jezebel New York Post TMZ
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Part of His Monster Cock BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Thanks, Guys: Five Ways Men Are Jerks CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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It's Not the Boobies CNN Jezebel
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Fuck This Week -- Why? Huffington Post Jezebel
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A Horse Walks Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic Gawker Jezebel Upworthy