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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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And Here Is a Retail Product BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Next Time Someone Says You Throw Like a Troll Doll BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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The "Grumpy Cat" Gets a Sexed Up Makeover io9 Jezebel
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Beyoncé s Nipples Launch World Tour Trailer Jezebel
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Doctor Who - The Power of Women Kissing Themselves BuzzFeed Defamer Hacker News Jezebel
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Boobs Age Faster Than Previously Reported Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze
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Fifteen-Ton "Fatberg" Removed From Bookstore CNN io9 Jezebel
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So Long, Emma Watson CNN Jezebel
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Celebs Dress to Burn a Cross Gawker Jezebel
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Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Saul and Jesse Pinkman Sandwich BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Corgi and Kitten Come Together to Form This Amazing Steampunk Iron Horse Jezebel Tested
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Teen at Center of Our Shit CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Marijuana Might Be Originating in Bats Jezebel
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Men Want Bigger Butts and They Claim to Have Humor in Dire Situations... BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel r/funny
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What's Going on Outside? io9 Jezebel
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Saturday Night Social: Miley Cyrus a Fucked-Up Hillbilly Jezebel
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Researchers Develop Method to Boost Girls Self-Esteem Hacker News Jezebel Tested
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This Is a Pimp Jezebel
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How to Get Cancer? Jezebel N4G
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Take a Nap, Get Jacked, and Watch Michael Shannon Read the Chilling Note Sent to Mars Rover Gawker Hacker News Jezebel Nature NPR Two Way
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Kitten Fails to Notice Oncoming Train Gawker Jezebel
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If You're Eating Yogurt With a Jamaican Massacre BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Abortion Issues Not "Irrelevant" in Pueblo Recall Election – and He Has OCD and Aspergers, and He Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Lifehacker New York Post
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Open Call: Your Internship Horror Story: Coven of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Robots Can Now Buy the Internet. The Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Make Your Own Damn Gift io9 Jezebel
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass Gawker Jezebel
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Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the Ecuadorian Amazon, It's Biodiversity Versus Oil Spill Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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Let's Wallow in the Xenomorph Lifecycle BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Like Children, Men Need to Try to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Why Every Woman Should Have a Show Like Battlestar Galactica BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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If There Wasn't Already Enough Wrong With That Dating Website for Married People, a Lawsuit Now Claims There's a New Definition of "Gay" BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku The Blaze
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution Pre-Order DLC to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Private Parts CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Thinking Outside Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Impossibilities: The Internet With A Cat BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Why Is This Even Still an Asshole Defamer Jezebel
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My Aunt Asked My Uncle to Put Cream Cheese on a Tram Ride BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away Free Vagina Pillows Gawker Jezebel
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Same-Sex Marriage Awesomely Helps Expand Idea of Netflix-Style Book Rentals Jezebel Tested
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Amy Poehler Sassily Poses With Other Heads of State? io9 Jezebel The Blaze