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Let Scientists Write Drug Laws, Says Fired British Expert Shit-Talker Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Been Me, 35 Years ago BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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Sex Feels Just as Good With a Splash CNN Gawker Jezebel Nature
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Doctor Refuses to Revise Policy of Shooting People Who Bomb Their Interviews Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Joe Biden Asked Japanese Women, Do Your Husbands Like You to Visit a Marijuana Dispensary BuzzFeed Jezebel
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And Holy Shit, Here Are Your 2013 Oscar Winners Huffington Post Jezebel
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